diff --git a/.woodpecker/wtf b/.woodpecker/wtf
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+steps:
+  checks:
+    image: nixos/nix:latest
+    commands:
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun install --frozen-lockfile
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run lint
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run typecheck
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run build
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run update:bun-nix
+      - git diff --exit-code bun.nix
+      - nix build --accept-flake-config .#default
+
+when:
+  - event: [pull_request, push]
+
+---
+
+steps:
+  deploy:
+    image: nixos/nix:latest
+    commands:
+      - sudo -n /usr/local/libexec/deploy-sortug
+
+when:
+  - event: push
+  - branch: master
diff --git a/.woodpecker/wtfisthis b/.woodpecker/wtfisthis
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+steps:
+  checks:
+    image: nixos/nix:latest
+    commands:
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun install --frozen-lockfile
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run lint
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run typecheck
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run build
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run update:bun-nix
+      - git diff --exit-code bun.nix
+      - nix build --accept-flake-config .#default
+
+when:
+  - event: [pull_request, push]
+
+---
+
+steps:
+  deploy:
+    image: nixos/nix:latest
+    commands:
+      - sudo -n /usr/local/libexec/deploy-sortug
+
+when:
+  - event: push
+  - branch: master