diff --git a/.woodpecker/job.yaml b/.woodpecker/job.yaml
index c0ffef9..00e0f52 100644
--- a/.woodpecker/job.yaml
+++ b/.woodpecker/job.yaml
@@ -1,9 +1,24 @@
-  when:
-    - event: push
-    - branch: master
+when:
+  - event: push
 
-  steps:
-    deploy:
-      commands:
-        - sh ~/nixconf/update.sh
-        - nh os switch -H sortug ~/nixconf --target-host root@sortug
+steps:
+  - name: smoke
+    image: bash
+    commands:
+      - pwd
+      - whoami
+      - hostname
+      - printf '%s %s %s\n' "$(date --iso-8601=seconds)" "$(hostname)" "$(git rev-parse --short HEAD)" >> /var/tmp/woodpecker-smoke.log
+      - tail -n 5 /var/tmp/woodpecker-smoke.log
+
+---
+
+when:
+  - event: push
+  - branch: master
+
+steps:
+  - name: deploy
+    image: bash
+    commands:
+      - sudo -n /usr/local/libexec/deploy-kotsukotsu
diff --git a/.woodpecker/wtf b/.woodpecker/wtf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f36f21a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.woodpecker/wtf
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+steps:
+  checks:
+    image: nixos/nix:latest
+    commands:
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun install --frozen-lockfile
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run lint
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run typecheck
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run build
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run update:bun-nix
+      - git diff --exit-code bun.nix
+      - nix build --accept-flake-config .#default
+
+when:
+  - event: [pull_request, push]
+
+---
+
+steps:
+  deploy:
+    image: nixos/nix:latest
+    commands:
+      - sudo -n /usr/local/libexec/deploy-sortug
+
+when:
+  - event: push
+  - branch: master
diff --git a/.woodpecker/wtfisthis b/.woodpecker/wtfisthis
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f36f21a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.woodpecker/wtfisthis
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+steps:
+  checks:
+    image: nixos/nix:latest
+    commands:
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun install --frozen-lockfile
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run lint
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run typecheck
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run build
+      - nix develop --accept-flake-config -c bun run update:bun-nix
+      - git diff --exit-code bun.nix
+      - nix build --accept-flake-config .#default
+
+when:
+  - event: [pull_request, push]
+
+---
+
+steps:
+  deploy:
+    image: nixos/nix:latest
+    commands:
+      - sudo -n /usr/local/libexec/deploy-sortug
+
+when:
+  - event: push
+  - branch: master
diff --git a/lol.lmao b/lol.lmao
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..01e79c3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/lol.lmao
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+1
+2
+3